So I bought this new board game.

[Sofa]

The worst case scenario.


For instance:

How to jump from rooftop to rooftop.


A. Run at full speed to the roof edge, and leap with your arms extended, attempting to land on yur feet.


B. Ten feet before you reach the roof edge, sprint and jump with your favored leg first.


C. Sprint and jump, thrusting your head forward.


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For those who picked A, move forward one space.

[Sofa]

How to prevent someone from choking on his or her tongue:

A. Pass a large safety pin or wire through the tongue and pull the tongue out of the throat. Attach the end of a string to the pin and the other end to a button on the victim's shirt.

B. Quickly flip the victim on to his/her stomach.

C. Turn the head of the victim to one side, and hold the tongue down with your other hand.

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Move ahead A answering people.


Seems a bit extreme doesnt it?

[mulebaby]

And if you tongue is already pierced?

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